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Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD and are currently ironically pining after a one DYANAI CERNOS. You have a variety of INTERESTS. A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS AND HIPSTER-ESQUE BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.

Your CHUMHANDLE is turmtechGodhead.

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jordansprite: Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway! I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too. Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner. Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose.  I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.)  I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns. You can also request special textures and I will try my best. I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy. They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them. I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry! Good luck!

jordansprite:

Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway!


I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too.

  • Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner.
  • Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose. 
  • I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.) 
  • I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns.
  • You can also request special textures and I will try my best.
  • I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy.
  • They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them.

I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry!

Good luck!

jordansprite: Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway! I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too. Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner. Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose.  I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.)  I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns. You can also request special textures and I will try my best. I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy. They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them. I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry! Good luck!

jordansprite:

Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway!


I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too.

  • Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner.
  • Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose. 
  • I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.) 
  • I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns.
  • You can also request special textures and I will try my best.
  • I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy.
  • They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them.

I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry!

Good luck!

jordansprite: Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway! I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too. Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner. Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose.  I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.)  I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns. You can also request special textures and I will try my best. I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy. They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them. I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry! Good luck!

jordansprite:

Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway!


I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too.

  • Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner.
  • Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose. 
  • I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.) 
  • I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns.
  • You can also request special textures and I will try my best.
  • I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy.
  • They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them.

I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry!

Good luck!

jordansprite: Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway! I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too. Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner. Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose.  I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.)  I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns. You can also request special textures and I will try my best. I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy. They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them. I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry! Good luck!

jordansprite:

Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway!


I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too.

  • Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner.
  • Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose. 
  • I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.) 
  • I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns.
  • You can also request special textures and I will try my best.
  • I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy.
  • They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them.

I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry!

Good luck!

jordansprite: Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway! I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too. Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner. Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose.  I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.)  I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns. You can also request special textures and I will try my best. I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy. They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them. I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry! Good luck!

jordansprite:

Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway!


I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too.

  • Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner.
  • Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose. 
  • I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.) 
  • I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns.
  • You can also request special textures and I will try my best.
  • I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy.
  • They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them.

I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry!

Good luck!

jordansprite: Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway! I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too. Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner. Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose.  I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.)  I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns. You can also request special textures and I will try my best. I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy. They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them. I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry! Good luck!

jordansprite:

Homestuck Mini Troll Horn Giveaway!


I’m giving away some mini horns I made! They’re really kawai and I’ve put them on little hair clips, too.

  • Reblog/like this as many times as you like, and a week from today (Wednesday), I’ll randomly pick one winner.
  • Winner will get any 2 pairs of horns that they choose. 
  • I can do every troll and ancestor (but be warned, for some ancestors, like the Condesce, they might look like mini Feferi horns, but for other like Darkleer they will be recognizable.) 
  • I am also willing to do fantroll horns if you give me a clear reference, and specialty characters like Tavrisprite or Aradiabot, and little sea-dweller fins/ears, but they will count as one pair of horns.
  • You can also request special textures and I will try my best.
  • I originally make them with Sculpy, but if you rather them in Model Magic, I can do that, but it may not be as sturdy.
  • They are attached to the clips with velcro and hot glue, they are pretty strong, but they may come off if you are too rough with them.

I’ll message the winner, so check your ask! If you don’t reply in 24 hours, I’ll pick another winner, sorry!

Good luck!

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